Today is the last turkey day for my dangly bits
Today is when I celebrate the last Canadian Thanks Giving with my dangly bits.
8 days until I celebrate my last birthday with my dangly bits
76 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the nuts.
77 days until I need to stop HRT.
84 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.
96 days until I travel to Montreal.
98 days until my remodelling.
100 days until I am out of the Hospital.
102 days until I can see my vagina.
102 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
103 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
106 days until I come home.
112 days until I can restart hormones.
119 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
131 to 147 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
140 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
152 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.
154 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
154 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
463 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.