4 days

I will wait for the co-op strike to be over before I ceremonially return my left over Spiro.

Today is the last time I will see a doctor in Saskatoon with extraverted junk, isn't my chiropractor lucky?

Tonight is the last Gender Rev I will go to pre-op

1 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

1 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.

1 sleeps, well 2 if you think I am sleeping Friday, in Saskatoon with dangly bits.

2 days until I travel to Montreal.

2 days until I need to transfer planes with the extra baggage attached to me.

4 days until the last ever time I could wake up with morning wood. (If I still did that)

4 days until my remodelling.

4 days until I will probably stop my count down.

5 days until I could wake up with phantom wood.

7 days until I am out of the Hospital.

9 days until I can see my vagina.

9 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

9 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

9 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

9 days until I will consider starting my count down again, hopefully I consider not to.

12 days until I come home.

12 days until I get to go through airport security with dilators!

15 days until I write the article I am wanting to write.

20 days until I my menopause stops.

25 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.

27 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

38 to 56 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

48 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

63 days until I get to start getting Laser beams or lightning bolts to my girly bits for hair removal.

63 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

63 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

63 days until I can dilate two times a day.

85 days until I need to see an endo about my hormones.

89 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

89 days until I can restart having anal sex.

89 days until my vaginal cherry can be popped.

89 days until I could change to coconut oil for dilation.

110 days until I can claim lube on my taxes.

124 days until I find out how much money I will get back for my lube this year.

279 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

344 days until I get to celebrate a new Star Wars movie Dangly bit free.

356 days until I need to come up with a new news years resolution.

371 days until my pussy coughs up a hair ball (I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina)

371 days until I dilate once a week!