50 days
12 days until the last work conference call before the remodelling.
23 days until I code off the remaining cases for a certain survey for the last time prior to my "the surgery."
28 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss.
29 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.
30 days until I need to stop HRT.
31 days until I decide to go back to the gym for weight loss.
37 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.
47 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.
47 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.
48 days until I travel to Montreal.
51 days until my remodelling.
50 days until I will probably stop my count down.
53 days until I am out of the Hospital.
55 days until I can see my vagina.
55 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
55 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
55 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
55 days until I will consider starting my count down again, hopefully I consider not to.
60 days until I come home.
61 days until I write the article I am wanting to write.
66 days until I can restart hormones.
73 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
71 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.
84 to 100 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
93 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
105 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.
107 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
108 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
109 days until I can dilate two times a day.
131 days until I need to see an endo about my hormones.
135 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
135 days until I can restart having anal sex.
135 days until I could change to coconut oil for dilation.
325 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
416 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.
416 days until I dilate once a week!