57 Days

18 days until the last work conference call before the remodelling.

30 days until I code off the remaining cases for a certain survey for the last time prior to my "the surgery."

35 days until I am going to stop going to the gym for weight loss.

36 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.

37 days until I need to stop HRT.

38 days until I decide to go back to the gym for weight loss.

44 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

53 days until I need to get new Pa ja ma's for my trip.

54 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

54 days until I need to be packed for Montreal.

55 days until I travel to Montreal.

57 days until my remodelling.

57 days until I will probably stop my count down.

60 days until I am out of the Hospital.

62 days until I can see my vagina.

62 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

62 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

62 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

62 days until I will consider starting my count down again, I will hopefully think not to.

67 days until I come home.

73 days until I can restart hormones.

80 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

78 days until dilation schedule changes to 3 times a day.

91 to 107 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

100 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

112 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

114 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

114 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

116 days until I can dilate two times a day.

138 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.

142 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

142 days until I can restart having anal sex.

332 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

423 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

423 days until I dilate once a week!