76 days

1 days until the last Halloween that phantom dangly bits could not show up.

55 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.

56 days until I need to stop HRT.

63 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

72 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

73 days until I travel to Montreal.

77 days until my remodelling.

79 days until I am out of the Hospital.

81 days until I can see my vagina.

81 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

81 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

81 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

85 days until I come home.

91 days until I can restart hormones.

98 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

110 to 126 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

119 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

131 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

133 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

133 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

157 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.

161 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

161 days until I can restart having anal sex.

351 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

442 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

442 days until I dilate once a week!