77 days

Today is the day that I realize I should not have excused myself from not making my weight goal.

3 days until the last Halloween that phantom dangly bits could not show up.

56 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.

57 days until I need to stop HRT.

64 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

73 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

74 days until I travel to Montreal.

78 days until my remodelling.

80 days until I am out of the Hospital.

82 days until I can see my vagina.

82 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

82 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

82 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

86 days until I come home.

92 days until I can restart hormones.

99 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

111 to 127 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

120 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

132 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

134 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

134 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

158 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.

162 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

162 days until I can restart having anal sex.

352 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

443 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

443 days until I dilate once a week!