86 days

11 days until the last Halloween that phantom dangly bits could not show up.

64 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.

65 days until I need to stop HRT.

72 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.

82 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.

83 days until I travel to Montreal.

86 days until my remodelling.

88 days until I am out of the Hospital.

90 days until I can see my vagina.

90 days until I begin taking Sitz baths

90 days until I start dilating 4 times a day

91 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter

94 days until I come home.

100 days until I can restart hormones.

107 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.

119 to 135 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.

128 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.

140 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.

142 days until I can explore my clitoral area.

142 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.

166 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.

170 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.

170 days until I can restart having anal sex.

360 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.

451 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.

451 days until I dilate once a week!