87 days
12 days until the last Halloween that phantom dangly bits could not show up.
65 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the dangly bits.
66 days until I need to stop HRT.
73 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.
83 days until the last day I could eat chicken nuggets from a fast food joint without fearing they where this chicks nuggets.
84 days until I travel to Montreal.
87 days until my remodelling.
89 days until I am out of the Hospital.
91 days until I can see my vagina.
91 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
91 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
92 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
95 days until I come home.
101 days until I can restart hormones.
108 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
120 to 136 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
129 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
141 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.
143 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
143 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
167 days until I need to see an endo about my menopause.
171 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
171 days until I can restart having anal sex.
361 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
452 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.
452 days until I dilate once a week!