91 days
Today is my last birthday with my dangly bits.
16 days until the last Halloween that phantom dangly bits could not show up.
69 days until the last Christmas that I could be kicked in the nuts.
70 days until I need to stop HRT.
77 days until the last time I make the new years resolution to have my dangly bits removed.
89 days until I travel to Montreal.
91 days until my remodelling.
93 days until I am out of the Hospital.
95 days until I can see my vagina.
95 days until I begin taking Sitz baths
95 days until I start dilating 4 times a day
96 days until the Removal of Urinary catheter
99 days until I come home.
105 days until I can restart hormones.
112 to infinity days until I can vaginally climax.
124 to 140 days until I can go swimming with the remodelling.
133 days until I should start taking probiotics for vaginal health and smell.
145 days until I get to start Genital Laser or electrolysis hair removal.
147 days until I can explore my clitoral area.
147 days until I stop taking Sitz baths.
175 days until I can start receiving cunnuslingus.
175 days until I can restart having anal sex.
365 days until my first birthday with no dangly bits.
456 days until I can get any pubic hairs removed from inside my vagina.