Juggling razor blades
So it’s not a smart idea to try and juggle safety razor blade. Last night I tried juggling just one blade and managed to shank my left thumb real good.
To be clear I was feeling real good last night but I saw my facial hair so I was going to put a new blade into the razor and shave. I fumbled the old blade and instinctively went to catch it with my left hand, and it was a bad idea. Blood all over the place an ambulance was called and they helped me clean up my thumb and wrap it up.