Sexuality around Xmas
You know what: I think I am a lesbian this Xmas season, last year I was a heterosexual but this year I think I am a lesbian. I am really hating guys hitting on me this year.
Last Xmas I was heterosexual, the five years prior to that I was just confused, the four years prior to that I thought I was a homosexual guy, my internalized homophobia really did not want me to be one of the gays, all the years before that I tried being a heterosexual guy but that did not quite work out for me.